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  1. Japanese funeral ad that celebrates the cycle of life with a skeleton made from pressed flowers!
(via Colossal)

    Japanese funeral ad that celebrates the cycle of life with a skeleton made from pressed flowers!

    (via Colossal)

  2. exoticana:

in taiwan

YES. BIRDS. I think I’m in a feathered friend craze. 

    exoticana:

    in taiwan

    YES. BIRDS. I think I’m in a feathered friend craze. 

  3. turtulesimagines:

10one-direction:

heavyheartthinking:

wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:

omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!



I hope you got married, just saying

Now that’s a man

Don’t normally repost things with bad English, but oh man that’s so sweet?

    turtulesimagines:

    10one-direction:

    heavyheartthinking:

    wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:

    omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!

    I hope you got married, just saying

    Now that’s a man

    Don’t normally repost things with bad English, but oh man that’s so sweet?

    (Source: periodandbonerstories)

  4. (via w-for-wumbo)
Right place, right time.

    (via w-for-wumbo)

    Right place, right time.

    (Source: thesochillnetwork)

  5. This.

  6. likeafieldmouse:

    Hollis Brown Thornton

  7. petitpoulailler:

rujinav: Toscana

WOAH.

    petitpoulailler:

    rujinavToscana

    WOAH.

  8. I didn’t forget, I just didn’t know how. Happy belated.

  9. false thigh highs - cat face stockings #2

    Now, what if they were also furry, or had litte paws, or, or, they meowed??! Okay. Stahp now.

    Edit: These are so popular they’re out of stock that’s why the link doesn’t work.

    (Source: seoulrhythm)

  10. the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

Liquefied apple fetus. Ok. Sometimes Tumblr truly scares me.

    the-darkmortaldevices:

    gallifrey-feels:

    mellieforyellie:

    scarvenrot:

    mooneymannyinthesky:

    yukitalia:

    8oo:

    youregoingtolovemynuts:

    dysphorism:

    I am still thinking about this

    Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

    So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

    I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

    okay now i’ll reblog it

    sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

    apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

    You’re really passionate about apples

    Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

    liquefied apple fetus.

    Liquefied apple fetus. Ok. Sometimes Tumblr truly scares me.

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