Japanese funeral ad that celebrates the cycle of life with a skeleton made from pressed flowers!
YES. BIRDS. I think I’m in a feathered friend craze.
omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
I hope you got married, just saying
Now that’s a man
Don’t normally repost things with bad English, but oh man that’s so sweet?
Right place, right time.
I didn’t forget, I just didn’t know how. Happy belated.
Now, what if they were also furry, or had litte paws, or, or, they meowed??! Okay. Stahp now.
Edit: These are so popular they’re out of stock that’s why the link doesn’t work.
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
Liquefied apple fetus. Ok. Sometimes Tumblr truly scares me.